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i can be your heaven

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via graveyard-beauty-queenn)

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via theoneandonlyalmightysosa)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via graveyard-beauty-queenn)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via stupid---wh000res)

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(Source: confirmance, via stuning)

  • plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

(via stuning)

My door dec game is hella strong. You can’t handle my umbrellas ☔️☔️
So glad I got to experience Paramore and Fall Out Boy with him <3
I want to go back #beach