I need sleep and someone who cares about me.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FEEL CUTE AND MAJESTIC AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STATE IT WHENEVER YOU FUCKING PLEASE!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING SELF-CONFIDENCE AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT IS A FUCKWIDGET GO FORTH AND BE ADORABLE
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?
The concept was deemed terrifying.