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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

(via nefelibata98)

oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via nefelibata98)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via stupid---wh000res)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via stupid---wh000res)

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

(via stupid---wh000res)


Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

(via assembling-my-philosophies)

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

(via assembling-my-philosophies)

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via nonproficuous)